wish i was dancin' round a pole with y'all.

Here's part of my traditional Beltaine liturgy:


(Tune: "Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer")

Faunus the Roman Goat-God
Had a very eager prick
And if you ever saw it
You would want to be his trick


All of the other deities
Used to leer suggestively
They always wanted Faunus
To join them in their orgies

Then one balmy Beltaine eve
Bacchus made his move
"Faunus, with your rod so bold,
Won't you fill my maypole hole?"

Then all the others pouted
And they muttered jealously
"Faunus, the Roman goat-god
Better save a turn for me!"